Out of the Mouths of Moms

Let's see here.....

-That is not a pop honey it's a tampon, so please leave it in the wrapper.

-Caleb please get your hand out of your diaper!

-I would really appreciate it if you stop saying Mumma while your playing with your penis. Thanks.

-Don't you dare throw the alarm clock!

-Caleb put the meatballs down or in your mouth! They're not airplanes!

I need to start writing some of this stuff down so next time I have more.